Nathan
November 10th, 2005, 07:22 PM
...SturdyLock Casket Company
Don't want to worry about rotting underground and spilling fluids from your old pinewood box?
Tired of worrying about worms, maggots, and carnivorous insects eating you once your gone?
Or maybe this necroscope's cause doesn't suit your taste. You'd rather lay still and be left alone without having to claw your way through six feet of dirt and grime only to shuffle along after some other's enemy and possibly be hacked to pieces and still be compelled to move about... in grisly pieces?
Call SturyLock Casket Company at 1-800-STA-DEAD and we guarantee your air-locked solid metal casket will allow you to decompose in peace, with none of the fears mentioned above!
How's that, Debs? grin.gif
Or were you looking for real products?
I'll have to think about that one!
:cool:
Don't want to worry about rotting underground and spilling fluids from your old pinewood box?
Tired of worrying about worms, maggots, and carnivorous insects eating you once your gone?
Or maybe this necroscope's cause doesn't suit your taste. You'd rather lay still and be left alone without having to claw your way through six feet of dirt and grime only to shuffle along after some other's enemy and possibly be hacked to pieces and still be compelled to move about... in grisly pieces?
Call SturyLock Casket Company at 1-800-STA-DEAD and we guarantee your air-locked solid metal casket will allow you to decompose in peace, with none of the fears mentioned above!
How's that, Debs? grin.gif
Or were you looking for real products?
I'll have to think about that one!
:cool: