Dream Death Match

[Storm]

Okay, so a script exists for Alein Vs Predator. There was a King Kong Vs Godzilla movie. Rumours were rife about a Freddy Krueger Vs Jason Vorhees movie.

So I'm thinking who would you love to see go against each other? Which two (or more) characters would make a great fight movie? It can be any character at all, from books, movies etc.

How about...

Pinhead (Hellraiser) taking on Shaitan The Fallen?

Or

Leatherface (Chainsaw Massacre) Vs Michael Myers (Halloween)

[Vavara the Hag]

Hmmmm,The only problem I could forsee in the case of Michael Myers or Jason from Friday the Thirteenth is that neither of them would ever die!!!
I reckon that would be the world's longest movie if you put those two up against each other heheheh cos just as you think its all over.....wayhey!! Whoever has just been shot/drowned/burned/stabbed always staggers back to their feet and carries on regardless :rolleyes:

I can just see it now...."Jason v Michael part 42" coming soon to a cinema near you....
:D


Jen

[Lagula Longarm]

What a great idea, lets see...

Tom Cruise v Ithaqua strict rules, anything goes except the use of star stones :D

Julia Roberts v The Ebola virus strict rules, they must be locked in an air tight room for at least two weeks together. :D

[Goth Girl]

Me and a group of friends had a drunken discussion on a similar subject recently (as one of you out there will testify to!), but maybe not quite so 'hard'!!

Went along the lines of, "Who would win out of..."

Winnie the Pooh/Piglet vs Tigger (one for you Natasha? LOL!)
The Clangers vs Bagpuss & friends
Mr Benn vs King Rollo
Kermit vs Elmo

... and so on... this topic got us halfway across London!! Much to the amusement of other Tube users!!!

[Psykhopaf]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by deano:
Julia Roberts v The Ebola virus strict rules, they must be locked in an air tight room for at least two weeks together. :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


HEHEHE ... LMAO

Ok heres a few...

The Mushrooms of Charlton & the Wheelies vs Burk (Trapdoor)
Dangermouse vs Sylvester
Tweety Bird vs My Crossbow
Godzilla vs The Ant Eater fae Pink Panther cartoons.

hehehe enough madness fae me :D

tongue.gif :cool:

[Jason of Khem]

Good topic smile.gif

How about...

Carrie with PMT vs Kathy Bates from Misery on HRT. They could bill it as "The Battle of the Valium".

Damien from the Omen films vs Mike (not Michael) Myers. OH GROOVY BABY! LOL

[Storm]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jason of Khem:
Carrie with PMT vs Kathy Bates from Misery on HRT. They could bill it as "The Battle of the Valium".

Damien from the Omen films vs Mike (not Michael) Myers. OH GROOVY BABY! LOL[/qb]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

OMG LMAO

:D :D

Kicking it one time gang warfare styleee how about..

The Teletubbies taking on The Tweenies??

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[Nathan]

LMAO@All of you! Good idea Storm :D

...in the Lumley vein...how 'bout Ithaqua vs Eygor Killglance (as he was in the end.)...?

Or with Jase's King vein...Cujo vs the things from Dreamcatcher? You know...the leeches. :eek:

[Jason of Khem]

Still in the King vein.

How about a massive prison riot between the inmates of the prison in The Green Mile vs the cons from The Shawshank Redemption.

The winner of the U.S. bout, takes on the finalist of the UK knock-out, The Borstal Boys from "Scum".


"Warden threw a party in the county jail"

Jason

[Goth Girl]

Grrr... bad day at work... so how about

Goth Girl vs her sales department ... I've been dying to punch every one of them all day!

[Psykhopaf]

Zippy (Rainbow) Vs all Telletubbies and Tweenies :D

Zippy is the man

[Lady Rissa]

How about;
Hannibal Lector vs. Jeffrey Dalhmer

[Jason of Khem]

Pinhead Vs a Pincushion. ;)

[topol_sheap]

Tyler Durden Vs Ghandi?

[Storm]

How about

The Munchkins Vs The Umpalumpas (sp?)

[topol_sheap]

that's just plain sick!

[Storm]

Wasn't being serious Tops

Apologies for any offense caused, twasn't intended. :(

[Psykhopaf]

The Good willed Creechur Vs The Evil Nasty Psykhopaf :D

[topol_sheap]

storm,
neither was I!!!!!! heh heh!

how about annie verses charlie (from charlie and the chocolate factory)

[Storm]

Hehehehehe Tops, don't I feel stupid!

What about Canker Canison Vs Wolverine

or

Plush Cthulu Vs Audrey 2 (From The Little Shop of Horror)

[Vavara the Hag]

How about Carol Vorderman V's Me with a machete :D


Jen

[Storm]

Howard the Duck Vs Count Duckula in a special orange sauce bath match! tongue.gif

[topol_sheap]

Jen, that's a bit harsh isn't it? we all hate her, but that much?

wolverine vs radu lykan.

[Storm]

E Branch Vs The Daleks

Mr Miagi Vs Rocky Balboa

I've got to get out more! :rolleyes:

[topol_sheap]

robocop vs terminator ;)

[Psykhopaf]

Joe Cartoon Hamster Vs Pikachu

[JB_Lestat]

First of all, with the help of his trusty side-kick Penfold, Dangermouse could kick anyone or anythings AS*!!!!!!!!!!!!(didn't know if swearing was an option...) Dangermouse will take you all out if you're connected with Baron Greenback!!!

[Tentacled Master]

Max Batu Vs. Medusa

Bring a mirror... ;)

[Goth Girl]

Pikachu could kick the butt of any hamster you care to name! or any rodent for that matter...

I have a ringside seat for the Pikachu & Raichu vs Roland Rat & Kevin the Gerbil tag team event! My money's on the electric mouse! :D

[Psykhopaf]

Ok Rodents wars you want :D Rodent wars you get...

Pikachu vs A Mousetrap (good for a giggle :D)
Pikachu vs The Rabbit fae MP The Holy Grail.

Kiss your yellow ass bye bye Pikachu

[Storm]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Goat Herder - Tops:
robocop vs terminator ;)<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL :D

Hmmmmm, I wonder what the Wamphyri would make of The Terminator :confused:

Harry Keogh Vs Nathan Keogh/Kiklu

[Exsanguinator]

How come I never noticed this thread before?

I started reading it and recalled a drunken tube journey... The Lady Goth scaring a couple sat opposite carrying Disney balloons... Well, they were asking for it!

The only other thing I remember is being unable to string a coherent sentence together - all I had floating in my mind (besides breezers and ices) were bouncing tiggers challenging Meowth et al...

And now reading though this my brain cannot cope with the Daliesque surrealism!

P

(Jesse and James of Team Rocket with Harry and Karen in a tag match against Joe Pasquale. Not because it would be a good fight - just that he sings a song that get's on my nerves... tongue.gif )

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[Dark Mark]

Buffy Vs Shaithis

Go Shaithis! Go Shaithis!

(Too much caffeine today sorry)

[Goth Girl]

How about me vs Buffy in a mud-bath match? Oops, sorry, mind wandering!

Rixy, how about Katoh vs the whole Aprilia 250 team? or Max vs Valentino's manager, the rematch? :D

[Spike]

ive been dying to have a crack at these:

Professor Xavier VS Malinari

Spawn (not me :D) VS Szwart

Max Batu VS Cyclops

Blade VS Angel

Mike Tyson VS Fess Ferenc

Watch em go!!!!

[Lagula Longarm]

After the Keogh Con I'd like to suggest....

Goth Girl & Vavara v anyone stupid enough to try it on with them !!!! ;)

[DC 1]

I'd pay to see:

Gordon the Gopher v Orville

Who cares who wins

[WampyrLord]

Only just found thishtread, after initial thinking how about :-

Enid Blyton Vs. JK Rowling

Team Farscape Vs. SG-1 Team Stargate (Trouble is the stargate team will find some kind of time travel device or alien artefact that will help them change the course of events)

Stephen King Vs. Any tree on the side of the road (oops !)

[Nathan]

That is just wrong!!

If that tree wins, Roland wanders along The Beam to infinity!! :(

Bad Karma, dude. tongue.gif :cool:

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[WampyrLord]

Sorry 'bout the Stephen King thing, here are some more :-

Dee Snider Vs. Christina Aguilara (Cracked mirror death match)

Kid From Sixth Sense Vs. Kid fromThe Shining (I see dead people death match)

Inch High Private Eye Vs. Tom Cruise

Wurzel Gummidge Vs. Korath (Which head is he in !!)

Ozzy Vs. Lemmy (Did you spill my pint death match)

Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) Vs. Dragosani (More of a sit-com 'Mass murderer next door neighbour gets nervous when invited round for tea at posh womans home and brakes cups, crockery etc)

Cilla Black Vs. Jack Nicholson (Shining character) (Who is behind the door death match)

I think thats it for now..........

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[Nathan]

Aww, no need to apologize WL...I was just razzin' ya. smile.gif

I just get this sick feeling when I think how close he came to death. It's purely selfish though. Of course it would be a trajedy if he had been killed, but I was more concerned with being left hanging.

Just imagine if that had happened to Brian before beginning work on The Last Aerie! Talk about a dangling thread! :eek: It's along the same lines for me as King fan.

I was laughin' when I posted my response. smile.gif Uncomfortably, but laughing all the same. It's all in fun, I know. smile.gif

How about Dumbledore vs Gandalph?

Voldemort (He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named) vs Sauron or Sharky?

Hagrid vs Shelob?

Can you tell I'm getting into the Harry Potter books? :D

[Jason of Khem]

*In the murky fog bound streets of Victorian England*
Jack the Ripper Vs The Phantom Raspberry Blower

[Goth Girl]

How about:

Volse Pinescu vs the Phantom Flan Flinger from Tiswas?

ickkk... messy! :D

[Exsanguinator]

And I'll watch from the cage with Lemmy's famous creation... tongue.gif

[Nathan]

Btw WampyrLord...

I knew I'd heard your signature quote somewhere before! I love it! You must be a Slayer fan! :D

To stay on topic...how 'bout them and Ozzy taking on the entire Boy Band Nation in an all out bloody brawl? :D

[Vavara the Hag]

Battle of the drummers
Pete Best Vs Ringo Starr

[Nathan]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nathan:

Hagrid vs Shelob?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


I've been waiting for four days thinking I'd get nailed on this one by someone. :confused:

With all you LOTR fans and Harry Potter Band Wagoneers out there, no one sees a prob with that match-up?

[VonDarkmoor]

erm not sure, Hagrids got an umbrella that spouts fire. rather unfair. how about

fluffy (3 headed giant dog of harry potter fame) vs lord radu

or

tag teaming of the brats

harry potter and hermione granger vs bart and lisa simpson?

or

how about 2 the special harry main event?

harry potter vs harry keogh???? now i would pay to see that one!

[BadMushroom]

Tag team special...

15 Oompa Loompa's from C.C.F.

vs

The entire Lollypop-guild from W.O.Z.

My money's on the little blue/orange fellas.

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[Nathan]

No, no. Hagrid wouldn't even fight Shelob!

He'd be servin' up Sam chops and Frodo fritters hoping to make a nice furry little pet outta her! :D

[BadMushroom]

N8! Ah, but what about Ungoliant???

Hagrid would have to serve up more than hobbit-stew to tame THAT beast!

In an alternative reality...

Ladies and Gentlemen - Quantum Battle Royale!!!!

Dean Stockwell vs Scott Bakula.

Only one of them can lose! Choose carefully.

[BadMushroom]

Has anyone noticed that if you say "Bakula" fast enough, it starts to sound like "Dracula".

;)

[Jason of Khem]

Shroom
Are you thinking of Blacula, the cult 70s Blaxploitation Vamp film??? smile.gif

In a battle of the school bullies...
Representing Hogwarts - Draco Malfoy Vs Gripper from Grange Hill.

In the Teacher heats of the same schools... Prof Snape Vs Bullet Baxter

The loser of each bout gets their dinner money nicked.

[VonDarkmoor]

back on to a favourite theme

buffy vs dracula (oops hasnt this already been done in series 5?)..

the great escape bout:

keogh vs houdini (fastest to escape from a headlock) my moneys on keogh personally..

how about in the fire ring

charlie weasley vs smaug??? (perhaps a certain bet, as hes an expert on rogue dragons?) erm isnt smaug a norwiegen ridgback???

[BadMushroom]

Hey Storm!

Any resolution on the Munchkin vs Oompa Loompa fight?

Last I heard, there had been a lot of disqualifications for low blows LOL!


Meanwhile; "Columbo vs Kojak" - Death of a Detective Deathmatch (in the ring, with the lead pipe).

The tenacious protection of Columbo's raincoat vs the brutish power of Kojak's pugilistic use of lollypop-based confectionary.

This fights betting is only for the brave.

[Jason of Khem]

Battle of the fairies
Graham Norton Vs Julian Clary

Battle of the slappers
Kat Slater Va Patsy Kensit

The battle between the Oompah Loompahs and the Munchkins was declared a no-match just before half time due to a tornado dropping a Kansas farmhouse on top of the Oompah Loompahs and wiping out the lil' blue fellas.

[Vasagi]

Homer Simpson vs Stan Ogden in a Giant Haystackian brawl for a sup o' ale.

The bowler-hatted soft southern Homepride boys vs the flat-capped lads from Tetley.

Sapphire & Steel vs John Steed & Emma Peel. When I think of Diana Rigg and Joanna Lumley, in their prime, going at it... there are no words. No words.

The bullies from The Simpsons (Kearney, Dolph & Jimbo) vs Dennis The Menace (British version), Pieface & the other stooge whose name i can't remember ooooooh. nasty.

The 5th Element woman vs the Run Lola Run woman. When I think of... Um. Nevermind.

child-proof bottles vs milk cartons

Bill Gates vs the Borg Queen.

ok. that's enough for now.

[Goth Girl]

Hmmm....

Harry Potter against a car-crusher?

mwa-ha-ha-ha!!

just so sick of all the damned merchandise!!

[Jason of Khem]

Battle of the typos

Ian Goodfly vs the Invaders proof-reader tongue.gif

[topol_sheap]

Those tin cans with the ring pull verses my fingers.... this time my fingers might win.