Good Joke!!!!

[JB_Lestat]

Okay, to not use foul language online, I'm replacing where you would normally read "pis*", with pee..... Sorry if you've seen Desperado w/ Antonio Banderas, I stole it from there....

A guy walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, and says, " See that glass over there? I bet you a hundred bucks that I can pee in it without spilling a drop..." Bartender says, "From where you're standing right now?" "Yep." After the bartender weighed the fact that the glass was about ten feet away on the bar... he said, "You're on!"
The guy gets ready... stretches, does a little silent chanting, whatever... then he whipes it out... he starts peeing... he pees on the floor, on the bar, on the barstools, AND on the bartender!! The bartender's laughing his butt(or as*) off, he's a hundred dollars richer! Bartehder says, "You owe me a hundred dollars!" Guy says, "Allright.", and walks over to four guys sitting at a table; they're talking, they're talking... he goes back and slaps a hundred dollars on the bar.
Bartender asks, "What are you so happy about? You just lost a hundred dollars!" Guy says, "See those guys over there? I just bet them five hundred dollars a piece, that I could pee on your floor, pee on your barstools, pee on your bar, and even pee on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy!!!"

THE END.....or is it?

;) tongue.gif :rolleyes: :D smile.gif :eek:

[SpOOkshow]

How I love the film 'Desperado'...

It's Great !

[Goth Girl]

Not seen the film, but nice one babe!!!

[BadMushroom]

A great joke from an excellent film. I love Robert Rodriguez's movies.

Unfortunately I only have bad jokes to tell...

Questions that keep me awake at night!

If a lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a train-load of terrapins, would it be a turtle disaster?? (this joke is funnier with my N.E. accent, believe me).

If there was a siege at the zoo, would they arrest all the gorillas and free all the ostriches??

If a guy trys to chat up (hit on) a cheetah, is he trying to pull a fast one?? (this joke may not travel well. uggh!).

If a man trys to pack himself into a case and fails, is he finding it hard to contain himself?

WWAAAH WA WA WAHHH! (drum roll - cymbal splash).

...So I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?" I said "I've been on t.v. but I'm no Dean Martin".

I'll be quiet now.

'Shroom.

[Exsanguinator]

Trust me, my groans are deafening!

They're terrible, just terrible!

*gives up*

LOL

[Goth Girl]

Shroom, I can sooooo hear your voice saying the first one!!!

[Lady Marie]

...Now you've done it. I can't think of any jokes because I can't stop thinking about Antonio Banderas! Yummie.

[JB_Lestat]

Antonio Banderas.....
Oded Fahr.....
Keanu Reeves.....
Brad Pitt....
*It's all good*

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :cool:

[Goth Girl]

OK, this is kinda along the lines of Shroom's first question...

If a bucket of fog was stolen, would it be mist...?

[JB_Lestat]

New Joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A woman is walking along, she looks down, and sees a frog imbedded in a mud puddle. She feels sorry for the frog, so even though she gets raher dirty, she gets down, scrapes the mud away from the frog, and digs him out. While she's cleaning him off, he says to her, "Thank you so much! Because you've been so nice, I'll grant you three wishes."
She said, "What's the catch?" He replies, "The only catch is that whatever you wish for, her husband will recieve ten fold." So she says, "My first wish, is to be very attractive, I want to be beautiful!"
Frog says, "Your wish is granted! But keep in mind that your husband will be ten times more attractive." She says, "That's fine. For my second wish, I want to be very rich, I would like a million dollars!" Frog says, "Your wish is granted! But remember, you husband will have ten million dollars!" She says, "That's fine. Now, for my third wish... I would like to have a small heart attack!!!"


hehehehe................. tongue.gif

[BadMushroom]

Ouch!

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