Nathan
November 8th, 2005, 06:45 PM
Here are some Lumlian Holiday parodies I came up with a few years ago. Thought some of that fresh blood out there might enjoy them and even come up with some more of their own.
Eygor the Undead Vampire (sung to the tune of Rudolph)
Eygor the undead Vampire, had a very Evil Eye.
And if you ever see it, you better kiss your ass goodbye.
All of the other Vampires, feared the thing that he could do
They didn't want Lord Killglance, to turn their pallid flesh to goo.
Then one misty, fear-filled night, his sons came by to kill
Their father with the Evil Eye. They'd finally found the will.
Then how the monster haunted, all the halls of dark Madmanse
Causing poor Wran and Spiro to run away and soil their pants.
Rotten Smells (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Rotten smells, horrid hells, Wamphyri out to play
Soaring high up in the sky, Szgany camps their prey, hey!
Rotten smells, horrid hells, night eyes to guide their way
They tell their thralls, come through the pass before the light of day.
Dashing through the woods, on feet that feel like clay
Running for your life, heart racing all the way (hey, hey, hey!)
Vampires giving chase, red eyes in the night
Better would it be for you to give into their might.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Rotten smells, horrid hells, evil all around
Oh what fear to be a man fleeing on the ground.
Shaitan the Fallen (sung to the tune of Frosty)
Shaitan the Fallen,
Had a black and evil soul.
With no memory of whence he came,
Still he knew his destined role, ohhh
Shaitan the Fallen,
Also known as the Unborn
Turned into a slug of monstrous size
Losing all the flesh he'd worn.
The Breath of Hell (sung to the tune of The First Noel)
The breath of Hell that was sent through the Gate,
Was a nuclear bomb that sealed Shaithis' fate.
That sealed his fate, and his ancestor's too.
As they tormented Karen it came from the blue.
The Breath of Hell, the Breath of Hell.
Spinning and tumbling the Necroscope fell.
The Breath of Hell, began the cycle once more.
With poor Harry a dead thing to release his spore.
To release his spore, and infect the Unborn,
Who had Fallen from no where, his name all would scorn.
The Breath of Hell, the Breath of Hell,
Spinning and tumbling the Necroscope fell.
This one is from Lady Marie... the only other person to make an attempt... and a good one!
Harry Keogh's Comin' to Town
You'd better watch out
You'd better not fly
You'd better be dead
I'm telling you why
Harry Keogh's coming to town
He's conjuring doors
He'll go for a ride
He'll call up the dead
To fight by his side
Harry Keogh's coming to town
He feels what you are thinking
He knows if you're a fake
And if you really tick him off
He'll run through you with a stake
Oh, you'd better watch out
You'd better not scry
He'll send you to hell
In the blink of an eye
Harry Keogh's coming ... to town!
:cool:
[ November 08, 2005, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: Nathan ]
Eygor the Undead Vampire (sung to the tune of Rudolph)
Eygor the undead Vampire, had a very Evil Eye.
And if you ever see it, you better kiss your ass goodbye.
All of the other Vampires, feared the thing that he could do
They didn't want Lord Killglance, to turn their pallid flesh to goo.
Then one misty, fear-filled night, his sons came by to kill
Their father with the Evil Eye. They'd finally found the will.
Then how the monster haunted, all the halls of dark Madmanse
Causing poor Wran and Spiro to run away and soil their pants.
Rotten Smells (sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Rotten smells, horrid hells, Wamphyri out to play
Soaring high up in the sky, Szgany camps their prey, hey!
Rotten smells, horrid hells, night eyes to guide their way
They tell their thralls, come through the pass before the light of day.
Dashing through the woods, on feet that feel like clay
Running for your life, heart racing all the way (hey, hey, hey!)
Vampires giving chase, red eyes in the night
Better would it be for you to give into their might.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Rotten smells, horrid hells, evil all around
Oh what fear to be a man fleeing on the ground.
Shaitan the Fallen (sung to the tune of Frosty)
Shaitan the Fallen,
Had a black and evil soul.
With no memory of whence he came,
Still he knew his destined role, ohhh
Shaitan the Fallen,
Also known as the Unborn
Turned into a slug of monstrous size
Losing all the flesh he'd worn.
The Breath of Hell (sung to the tune of The First Noel)
The breath of Hell that was sent through the Gate,
Was a nuclear bomb that sealed Shaithis' fate.
That sealed his fate, and his ancestor's too.
As they tormented Karen it came from the blue.
The Breath of Hell, the Breath of Hell.
Spinning and tumbling the Necroscope fell.
The Breath of Hell, began the cycle once more.
With poor Harry a dead thing to release his spore.
To release his spore, and infect the Unborn,
Who had Fallen from no where, his name all would scorn.
The Breath of Hell, the Breath of Hell,
Spinning and tumbling the Necroscope fell.
This one is from Lady Marie... the only other person to make an attempt... and a good one!
Harry Keogh's Comin' to Town
You'd better watch out
You'd better not fly
You'd better be dead
I'm telling you why
Harry Keogh's coming to town
He's conjuring doors
He'll go for a ride
He'll call up the dead
To fight by his side
Harry Keogh's coming to town
He feels what you are thinking
He knows if you're a fake
And if you really tick him off
He'll run through you with a stake
Oh, you'd better watch out
You'd better not scry
He'll send you to hell
In the blink of an eye
Harry Keogh's coming ... to town!
:cool:
[ November 08, 2005, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: Nathan ]