Christmas in July

[Nathan]

The Cartoon Network is doing it and so is a local furniture company...so why not us? :D

Come up with your own words...it's not that hard with these tunes. :D Or make up your own tunes. :D Or just read mine and get a kick out of 'em. :D
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Eygor the Undead Vampire--(sung to the tune of Rudolph)

Eygor the undead Vampire, had a very Evil Eye.
And if you ever see it, you better kiss your ass goodbye.
All of the other Vampires, feared the thing that he could do
They didn't want Lord Killglance, to turn their pallid flesh to goo.

Then one misty, fear-filled night, his sons came by to kill
Their father with the Evil Eye. They'd finally found the will.
Then how the monster haunted, all the halls of dark Madmanse
Causing poor Wran and Spiro to run away and soil their pants.

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Rotten Smells--(sung to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Rotten smells, horrid hells, Wamphyri out to play
Soaring high up in the sky, Szgany camps their prey, hey!
Rotten smells, horrid hells, night eyes to guide their way
They tell their thralls, come through the pass before the light of day.

Dashing through the woods, on feet that feel like clay
Running for your life, heart racing all the way (hey, hey, hey!)
Vampires giving chase, red eyes in the night
Better would it be for you to give into their might.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...

Rotten smells, horrid hells, evil all around
Oh what fear to be a man fleeing on the ground.

:D :D :D

[Lagula Longarm]

Nice one N8, I'll have a think and try and come up with something.
the Killglance carol is a Killer :D

[Ema]

LOL! Didn't even see this one! Umm Nathan? Are we impatient for X-mas to come so we can have it in our new home? heh heh

[Nathan]

Heheheh...I was wondering when someone would actually come into the "Games and Fun" forum and notice this. :D Sometimes that most recent topic showing on the main page is not good. :D

I'm not really looking forward to Christmas as much as I just hate those stupid furniture commercials. So I decided to torment others with my own silliness. :D

Here's another...can you discern the tune?

Shaitan the Fallen,
Had a black and evil soul.
With no memory of whence he came,
Still he knew his destined role, ohhh

Shaitan the Fallen,
Also known as the Unborn
Turned into a slug of monstrous size
Losing all the flesh he'd worn.

[Ema]

Heh heh, Frosty little bugger isn't he? :-D

[Psykhopaf]

N8 how do you think up these things smile.gif

But hey what the hell... Cool m8

[Lady Marie]

Juvenile Dittie:

You'd better watch out
You'd better not fly
You'd better be dead
I'm telling you why

Harry Keogh's coming to town

He's conjuring doors
He'll go for a ride
He'll call up the dead
To fight by his side

Harry Keogh's coming to town

He feels what you are thinking
He knows if you're a fake
And if you really tick him off
He'll run through you with a stake

Oh, you'd better watch out
You'd better not scry
He'll send you to hell
In the blink of an eye

Harry Keogh's coming ... to town!

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[Nathan]

All right!! Very good! :D I knew I wasn't the only deranged individual around here! :D

...and Creechur? A friend of mine once said he had to much time on his hands and then proceeded to ask someone to shoot him....

You ask how I come up with these things? Ask that person. :D
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The Breath of Hell

The breath of Hell that was sent through the Gate,
Was a nuclear bomb that sealed Shaithis' fate.
That sealed his fate, and his ancestor's too.
As they tormented Karen it came from the blue.

The Breath of Hell, the Breath of Hell.
Spinning and tumbling the Necroscope fell.

The Breath of Hell, began the cycle once more.
With poor Harry a dead thing to release his spore.
To release his spore, and infect the Unborn,
Who had Fallen from no where, his name all would scorn.

The Breath of Hell, the Breath of Hell,
Spinning and tumbling the Necroscope fell.

:D :D :D

Can anyone guess that tune?

(Please...no offense to any religious individuals. It's all in fun. smile.gif)

[Psykhopaf]

ROTFLMAO.... Who was he :D

[Lagula Longarm]

Ahhh N8...sorry m8 but ...ahh how do I put it..you know you live in Oklahoma....Mandy falls about laughing everytime I mention the name Oklahoma...
It's just that it reminds her of Steve Martin in Dirty Rotten Scoundrels...
So when I mention you she runs around shouting..Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma and asking if she can go for a pee :eek:

I think it's down right disgusting behaviour for a grown women, but she won't listen.... :D

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[Ema]

LOL!!!!!! That was a funny movie! OMG.. now I got that vision of the dinner scene in my head...LOLOLOL!!

Oh cripes! Heh ehh

[Nathan]

Deano--

Sheeuht! Watchoo mayn mayuhn? You sayn I's a heeuhk? Well, Merr' Chreeuhsmus raght bayck aytcha!

Sheeuht...I jus take'th yunguns out rahdin the plains fer two days, heeuht a couple s'loons'n come bayuhck't theeuhs sheeuht! Goouhd gawly mayuhn, whah cain'tchoo jus' let a mayuhnn be hissayelf?

I's a bit confyoosed as't whatcher trouble maght be thar mayte. I maght jus hafta git mah daynder up'n whoop yer ayuhss!! Whah'ontcha steeuhck't'th tawpic lil' dawgie?

If you can even understand what that says...

I'm just kiddin'. :D I haven't even seen the movie. I'll rent it this weekend and let you know if I'm offended. :D

Creech-- :D

[Lagula Longarm]

You know what the most frightning thing about hat last post was.....I think I actually understood it
sheeut mayte u nahs i'zz a jus a nawtie lil ol poopy dawg :D

ps get the film out N8 it's a classic smile.gif

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[Lady Marie]

Wuhl, ahm glayed thut ahm frum uh mower cultoord pahrt uhf thu Yewnahted Staytes. Me 'n Granny's headin' back tew the ceement pawnd and ah reckon wee'll hed over'ta mom'n'ems directly. Preesheyate ya'all not pickun on Kentucky Gals. Seizure Later,

[Nathan]

Like a friend of mine once said...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Creech:
ROTFLMAO... :D<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

(I'll get us back to topic with the next post...still workin' on my next bit of silliness. :D Or we're still waitin' on yours too, Deano. smile.gif)

[Lagula Longarm]

Be my guest N8, my old brain box takes a bit of warming up(3 glasses of claret) before the creative juices begin to stir :D
The only problem is once i get to three it tends to lead to four,five, six......... ;)

[Psykhopaf]

Erhhh what is happening here... ??? I am lost... Or I am I playing dumb ;)