View Full Version : Character You'd Love To Stake, Behead & Burn
Mobius
November 19th, 1999, 07:12 PM
I suppose that I had better start the ball rolling and where beter than with Janos Ferenczy and Volse Pinescu.
The two biggest vampire gimps this side of the barrier mountains.
Mike C
November 20th, 1999, 07:15 PM
Wran the Rage, I thought he was a little more arrogant than he needed to be...kinda reminded me of some previous bosses. I'da liked to stake, chop and fry him.
I actually thought Volse Pinescu was interesting... I wouldn't have wanted him around while I was eating though.
Scarlet oHorror
November 23rd, 1999, 05:55 PM
hmmmmm, if Thibor was a proper physical presence then he would have to go...and Janos definitely!!.........
I wouldn't have minded doing SSF to Dragosani either.....
in fact, i'm thinking of doing it to my brother who has decided to take some CD's from my room!!
ciao
Vormulac
November 23rd, 1999, 06:42 PM
Devataki
She just rubbed me the wrong way from the start of Blood Brothers. Problem is, friends, I wouldn't stake and burn her ~sly grin~ .... I'd surround her with Lieutenants, gang up upon her, and rip her leech from her backside, swallowing the vile thing whole while she can do nothing but lull in shocked loss and watch the entire procession. And then, only then, would she be stripped bare and paraded through every room in the aerie for every last male thrall, and Lieutenant to have his way with her. And then, if she survives this far (since we all know that even without a leech an ex-Lord/Lady still retains metamorphic juices and the like, remember Vasagi?)..anyway, if she survives all this I believe she'd have to be incaged in silver chains, or perhaps a cage like the one atop Karenstack/Wrathspire and hidden away within the deepest pit and left to harden into stone. And only after this would she be removed and used as a centerpiece on the great table in my dining hall
~chuckles~
Rashagoth
November 28th, 1999, 04:13 AM
well he wasnt a vamp but i would have seen the aussie park guy go down. you know the guys that was asking to any darn questions! Just to see him fall out the helicopter! ahhhhhhhhhhahhhahahhhhhhhhh! splat
Mike C
November 29th, 1999, 10:56 AM
Vormulac buddy... did you forget to take your medication? Just calm down and take one of those little pills that the therapist gave you. http://www.brianlumley.com/ubb/wink.gif
[This message has been edited by Mike C (edited 11-29-1999).]
Scarlet oHorror
November 30th, 1999, 04:30 PM
Vormulac...u ok son???....
ok i forgot this one...Yulian.....what a prat! he's gotta go too....
testing emoticons
http://www.brianlumley.com/ubb/wink.gif
if this doens't work then i give up
Scarlet
Moth
November 30th, 1999, 09:42 PM
Janos Ferenczy...
What a knobhead... I think the Wamphryi rule but that tosser made them look errr i dunno but I hated him with a passion, I was wishing I was Feathor so I could deal with him !!
Vormulac
November 30th, 1999, 10:24 PM
Medication? .. well, errr... ummm... hehe
Scarlet: Son?... son? ~blinks~ ... hmm.. sun?... Ah!... yes, yes... Ra, the Sun God. Well, as flattered as I am for the subterfuged complimentations, I must digress... ~chuckles~... well, wait.. I really am single..so.. carry on... ~chuckles~
Oy... my Prozac's wearin' off.....
Vormulac
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AKA Heavenly Evil
Scarlet oHorror
December 1st, 1999, 03:11 PM
Vormulac sure buddy...just keep taking the prozac.... http://www.brianlumley.com/ubb/wink.gif
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aka The Bloody Vampyre
Hell hath No Fury...
Mobius
December 2nd, 1999, 06:40 PM
What about Vampire characters who aren't in brians books. Ie: Brad Pitt in interveiw with the vampire. I mean, great film, alright character, but brad just made me wanna puke! Anyone else fancy having a quick bitch about him?
Vormulac
December 2nd, 1999, 10:58 PM
Scarlet: Bah! ... don't need it, never taken, don't plan on taken it ~chuckles~ I'm happily not on any medication what-so-ever... but that's the most frightening idea of all, isn't it? ~chuckles~
Mobius: I agree ~nods~ Although I despise all of Anne Rice's little euro-trash blood junkies, heh
Krynus
December 5th, 1999, 05:35 AM
Mob: I'll agree with Interview....
I'd like to SSF ol' Gorvi the Guile, little chicken-shit. OF course, I'd also take the popular vote with Janos. I think he was only 1/2 Whampyri anyway...
I kind'a like Yulian... he was just a kid who had to learn about being Whampyri mostly on his own. He didn't do too bad. Wouldn't have lasted one night in Starside though.
Of coure, the Aussie park dude in Invaders was just asking to get beheaded. Or at least betongued.
Rikus
December 6th, 1999, 05:28 AM
I'd have to 96 good ol' Dahem Drakesh. He was a devious bastard. Although he did have a dark logic about him, to bad he paniced.
nicodemus_99
December 21st, 1999, 02:27 PM
Hmm.....well, lets see.
The ones that annoyed me the most or the ones i would just normally have to get rid of because they were "too smart for their own good." Heh heh
I would definately have to say Lom Halfstruck. I just didn't like him too much. He was probably the biggest gimp of the bunch. I don't think he would have lasted long on the Barren Plains anyway if there wasn't a Turgosheim.
Another one I would stake would have to be the Herm. He/She annoyed me too.
For the most cunning i would have to go with Shaitan or Faether Ferenczy himself. They were just plain evil weren't they? Yeah...i would definitely have to knock them off before they knocked me off.
Lichloathe
December 24th, 1999, 02:30 PM
Janos was slime and he definitely had to go, fast.
Devetaki for being so treacherous and the Killglance brothers definitely.
Dragutin
December 26th, 1999, 07:49 AM
Vormulac you'd do well as Wamphyri. Don't let them take that from you.
Paxton by far and the guys who killed Darcy after Harry had switched him off. They should have found out what was going on instead of assuming he was tainted.
Pybob
January 4th, 2000, 08:47 PM
Yes... Janos & Yulian have to die, die, die!
But then again, what was Nyralathotep doing in Deadspeak? A completely different Mythos?
But then again, Yulian & Janos & Nyralathotep are all gone now, so what's the beef?
Titus
January 6th, 2000, 04:18 AM
After a another long hard think.....It does take a while..
Black Boris...With all of that troll shagging. It made me think there was a little to much welsh in him.
Rhyis
January 14th, 2000, 08:52 AM
hmm...stake, behead and burn? Just the thought of using such cruel, unworthy methods against the Wamphyri disgusts me....*lifts his gauntlet menacingly* maybe we should be beheading the damned mortal hunters that wish the Wamphryi dead...this will never happen though...so many pity the weak...i'd rather skin them...bound them in cords of salt..and watch them squirm....The blood is the life....(so im alittle...off tract? no..just abit...odd, perhaps..im not really this violent...i just like to play the bad guy when i can...and i didnt see anyother people getting into the wamphyri's temperment...save the one that dislikes wratha...quite the good idea on dealing with her i must admit...i would enjoy doing the same to the lady, Karen..as would all the wamphyri...)
Rhyis
January 14th, 2000, 08:59 AM
i would just to repost something correctly...and i apologise..i thought Vormulac said Wratha when he said Devataki
...maybe i want her dead too...and dont know it...wratha i mean...
also...Janos was cool..he survived well in the modern day...for awhile...Faethor i wouldnt mind seeing sent up in flame...again....i apologise for the confusion...
Vormulac
January 14th, 2000, 11:50 PM
Dragutin: Aye, indeed ~chuckles~ I get that from Role Playing them so much ~grins~ ... Gotta have ust the right mindset to play a Wamp.....although, role playing a Baali vampire (via the Vampire: the Masquerade game system) is much, <u>much</u> harder ..... Err... anyway, heh
Die Devataki, die!!... hehe
Vormulac
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AKA Heavenly Evil
Mobius
February 17th, 2000, 06:51 PM
You okay Lichloathe? You've gone all shy? while were here I thought Faethor and Fess were pretty damn great!
Emaleth
February 17th, 2000, 07:07 PM
Argh..yes..that Mind-Flea Paxton
And Janos, he was overly confident, thinking he was better than the others and interested in too much of the material things to have become a proper Lord.
topol_sheap
February 18th, 2000, 01:08 PM
How about that scientist guy from the source who accidentally became wamphyri... that should have been me!
Luna
February 23rd, 2000, 08:55 AM
TURKER TZONOV!!! What a creep. His attitude reminds me of my ex-husband. And while we are on the subject, I wouldn't mind giving my ex the one-two-three treatment either.
Paxton deserved the treatment, too. He was positively nerve racking.
SimonK
February 25th, 2000, 03:00 AM
Paxton was a super spanker. He should die
Andrew the Sinister
February 26th, 2000, 06:25 AM
I hated Janos, he wasn't even Wamphyri,(Yes I know that when I posted this message I was a thrall) Paxton he killed Darcy one of my favorite characters,and Tosnov for what he did to Siggi.
deadkeoghpal
May 30th, 2000, 11:32 PM
I'm with Luna. I hated Turker Tzonov. I know loads of people like him. And I hope the dead aren't listening, but I really didn't like Zek Foener much, neither. Maybe I read too many generic authors, but it's refreshing to see the gorgeous, sweetheart, blond bombshell go down for a change. Why do the ugly folks eat it first? No fair.
Canker
May 31st, 2000, 12:04 AM
Night Dragon.....try using a period every now and then. *L* You must run out of breath if you spoke what you wrote as well as it being another language. *LOL* I think I'd have to say Paxton......
Canker
May 31st, 2000, 12:06 AM
You know Night Dragon.....*LOL* I had to add this....I had to re-read your last posting in this thread...
You write like the that girl from the movie American Pie talked.
"Then one time at band camp..."
*LOL* ;)
Daxx
June 2nd, 2000, 06:53 AM
Ones to go: definatly Paxton, the irritating mind-flea. Damn, that guy was a pr!ck. And I must say, Janos is another one that should suffer the true death. He may have had some cool skills, but still, kill him!
VryKoulous
June 20th, 2000, 05:55 AM
Grins half-heartedly, softly rubbing the bare-flesh of his sharply noticable chin with a slender, lithe hand.... Hmm...is it just me...or is there an epidemic of Yulian/Janos hating militia members about this forum? smirks ever-so-slightly Personally....I think Yulian was a grand example of the Wamphyri...well...an untaught, youngster....and Janos was a mavel of survival...though as we all should know...what are the Wamphyri, if not survivers.....my point still....what's the reason in destroying such a Wamp? As for Paxton...may his blood seeth the earth his carcass soils and taints! He would be Wamphyri?! HA, as i would be the seering, living flame of the sun itself!
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