Why Jazz is better than sliced bread

[Ron Marciathrall]

1. Drinks Scotch, not martini's.

2. Knocks out bad guy's teeth.

3. Will kill you if called "Mikey".

4. Easily located.

5. His girl is into head(s).

[Veriatus]

Those are all excellent reasons. Not to mention that he was the first Earth human(I believe) to survive on Starside.

[Rewot Krad]

Well, Harry Jr. survived as an Earth human, for a while anyway. Does that count? He was eventually changed so I guess he didn't really suvive depending on how you look at it.

You think Jazz could have held his own in a Clancy novel?

It seems odd that you are a junior member, Veriatus. Didn't I see a column from you in the newsletter archives? Maybe I'm thinking of someone else.

[Rewot Krad]

By the way, Ron, you shouldn't talk about Zek that way. Your disrespecting a good woman. http://www.brianlumley.com/ubb/smile.gif Just kidding.