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Non-sticky rice leads to bunny-hopping mayhem for a Taoist priest and his two goofy assistants in a Chinese funeral parlour.

Name the film.

I'm guessing you're thinking of...
Frankenstein meets the Wolfman
Bela Lugosi

Bela Lugosi was originally cast as Frankenstein's monster, but apparently left the production when James Whale made...

not here. HERE !! smile.gif

I'd read here that the Dark Knight follow up was 100% pants. :(
Alan Moore's other Victorian piece 'League of Extraordinary Gentlemen', is in pre-production and may feature Sean Connery as Allan...

How often does it happen that the actor you cast in your mind as a character in a novel turns out to play the role in the film? Such is the case for Mark "I'll get me coat" Williams and Mr Weasley....

I am recommending it. It was number one at the US box office, but I think you'll either like it a lot or hate it. There was nothing about it I didn't like other than it was too short.

It was released in the US a week before Keoghcon.

Depp's Landon accent wobbles a bit but it's a stylish slasher and well worth seeing. You can almost taste the blood. (N.B. Cinema managers don't...

I don't think the problem is with the word philosopher's but with the lack of Classical Education in America so Philosopher's Stone might not mean anything.
One minor thing I noticed about the US...

Gimli's there of course but he's not given much screen time and he isn't very likeable. Looks like they crossed an ewok with a klingon.
I'd like to have seen him whack a few orcs. Maybe he did, but...

The film is good. Easily the best fantasy I've ever seen, not that that would be difficult. I liked it more than I didn't like it, though it seemed Merry and Pippin has less than half a character...

"Hello, Dave?"
The League of Gentlemen is one of the best comedy shows ever. 'Hoisted by my own pet toads,' would be my favourite quote.

Other faves would be Mystery Science Theater 3000, and...

"That's my mother you're pissing on." also from Brain Dead (aka "Dead Alive" in America btw)

Sticking with Peter Jackson (and I can think of no better day than today to celebrate his work), I've...

Storm,
Alas, I don't have a copy of the page. I deleted it a couple of weeks ago when i was making the move to XP, and can find no cache of the site at any search engines. My explanation to the end...

Maybe I should've asked this sooner but who is Grigor the Lech anyway? :confused:

What was the point of me doctoring a photo and putting it amongst Shadoe's pics if no-one noticed? *sigh* smile.gif

Head Transplant

Original Photograph

I think the executed Romanian Premier, Nicolae Ceausescu, might've been mentioned somewhere in the Necroscope series, or perhaps he was just alluded to. Maybe I'm imagining that though. He was a...

Khai of Ancient Khem
It's a toss up between that and the first House of Doors. Khai nudges into the lead as I do enjoy a good torture scene or two.
The consensus amongst those I've spoken to about...

One film? Just one? Okay, my standard answer would be The Emperor and The Assassin

Since subtitled films aren't easily quoatable because I think they're overall a more emotionally objective...

Homer Simpson vs Stan Ogden in a Giant Haystackian brawl for a sup o' ale.

The bowler-hatted soft southern Homepride boys vs the flat-capped lads from Tetley.

Sapphire & Steel vs John Steed &...

Blood Brothers
Feel the slobbering weighty power of that black volume in your hands! We get to explore a new world, delve into wamphyri history and closely follow a burgeoning necroscope. It's the...

I was gonna say Paper House! I was, honest, but couldn't find any information on its availability or if it'd been retitled for the American market.

In a similar vein to Company of Wolves, (both...

Heeeeeeeeey! Quit prodding at the back there! :D

I think Storm would make a cool Nestor. I can see him now upon a craggy rock, wrapped in a bat fur cloak, sniffing the air. His strong, sinewy...

Necroscope/Part One/Chapter Five: The Farmer's Daughter

i concede defeat because i can't come up with the goods. you think i didn't try? i tried. i tried for hours but couldn't do it.
chapter five is too hard. :(

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spoke too soon. i've got...