Dream Death Match

**Nathan** · November 2nd, 2001, 03:01 PM

Aww, no need to apologize WL...I was just razzin' ya. [img]smile.gif[/img]

I just get this sick feeling when I think how close he came to death. It's purely selfish though. Of course it would be a trajedy if he had been killed, but I was more concerned with being left hanging.

Just imagine if that had happened to Brian before beginning work on The Last Aerie! Talk about a dangling thread!

It's along the same lines for me as King fan.

I was laughin' when I posted my response. [img]smile.gif[/img] Uncomfortably, but laughing all the same. It's all in fun, I know. [img]smile.gif[/img]

How about Dumbledore vs Gandalph?

Voldemort (He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named) vs Sauron or Sharky?

Hagrid vs Shelob?

Can you tell I'm getting into the Harry Potter books?

**Jason of Khem** · November 4th, 2001, 12:28 PM

*In the murky fog bound streets of Victorian England*
Jack the Ripper Vs The Phantom Raspberry Blower

**Goth Girl** · November 4th, 2001, 02:00 PM

How about:

Volse Pinescu vs the Phantom Flan Flinger from Tiswas?

ickkk... messy!

**Exsanguinator** · November 4th, 2001, 04:00 PM

And I'll watch from the cage with Lemmy's famous creation... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**Nathan** · November 5th, 2001, 03:49 PM

Btw WampyrLord...

I knew I'd heard your signature quote somewhere before! I love it! You must be a Slayer fan!

To stay on topic...how 'bout them and Ozzy taking on the entire Boy Band Nation in an all out bloody brawl?

**Vavara the Hag** · November 6th, 2001, 05:28 PM

Battle of the drummers
Pete Best Vs Ringo Starr

**Nathan** · November 7th, 2001, 07:38 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nathan:

Hagrid vs Shelob?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I've been waiting for four days thinking I'd get nailed on this one by someone.

With all you LOTR fans and Harry Potter Band Wagoneers out there, no one sees a prob with that match-up?

**VonDarkmoor** · November 7th, 2001, 11:19 AM

erm not sure, Hagrids got an umbrella that spouts fire. rather unfair. how about

fluffy (3 headed giant dog of harry potter fame) vs lord radu

or

tag teaming of the brats

harry potter and hermione granger vs bart and lisa simpson?

or

how about 2 the special harry main event?

harry potter vs harry keogh???? now i would pay to see that one!

**BadMushroom** · November 7th, 2001, 11:38 AM

Tag team special...

15 Oompa Loompa's from C.C.F.

vs

The entire Lollypop-guild from W.O.Z.

My money's on the little blue/orange fellas.

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**Nathan** · November 7th, 2001, 11:51 AM

No, no. Hagrid wouldn't even fight Shelob!

He'd be servin' up Sam chops and Frodo fritters hoping to make a nice furry little pet outta her!

**BadMushroom** · November 7th, 2001, 03:18 PM

N8! Ah, but what about Ungoliant???

Hagrid would have to serve up more than hobbit-stew to tame THAT beast!

In an alternative reality...

Ladies and Gentlemen - Quantum Battle Royale!!!!

Dean Stockwell vs Scott Bakula.

Only one of them can lose! Choose carefully.

**BadMushroom** · November 7th, 2001, 03:19 PM

Has anyone noticed that if you say "Bakula" fast enough, it starts to sound like "Dracula".

**Jason of Khem** · November 7th, 2001, 06:05 PM

Shroom
Are you thinking of Blacula, the cult 70s Blaxploitation Vamp film??? [img]smile.gif[/img]

In a battle of the school bullies...
Representing Hogwarts - Draco Malfoy Vs Gripper from Grange Hill.

In the Teacher heats of the same schools... Prof Snape Vs Bullet Baxter

The loser of each bout gets their dinner money nicked.

**VonDarkmoor** · November 8th, 2001, 07:34 AM

back on to a favourite theme

buffy vs dracula (oops hasnt this already been done in series 5?)..

the great escape bout:

keogh vs houdini (fastest to escape from a headlock) my moneys on keogh personally..

how about in the fire ring

charlie weasley vs smaug??? (perhaps a certain bet, as hes an expert on rogue dragons?) erm isnt smaug a norwiegen ridgback???

**BadMushroom** · November 9th, 2001, 10:59 AM

Hey Storm!

Any resolution on the Munchkin vs Oompa Loompa fight?

Last I heard, there had been a lot of disqualifications for low blows LOL!

Meanwhile; "Columbo vs Kojak" - Death of a Detective Deathmatch (in the ring, with the lead pipe).

The tenacious protection of Columbo's raincoat vs the brutish power of Kojak's pugilistic use of lollypop-based confectionary.

This fights betting is only for the brave.

**Jason of Khem** · November 9th, 2001, 07:05 PM

Battle of the fairies
Graham Norton Vs Julian Clary

Battle of the slappers
Kat Slater Va Patsy Kensit

The battle between the Oompah Loompahs and the Munchkins was declared a no-match just before half time due to a tornado dropping a Kansas farmhouse on top of the Oompah Loompahs and wiping out the lil' blue fellas.

**Vasagi** · November 9th, 2001, 09:21 PM

Homer Simpson vs Stan Ogden in a Giant Haystackian brawl for a sup o' ale.

The bowler-hatted soft southern Homepride boys vs the flat-capped lads from Tetley.

Sapphire & Steel vs John Steed & Emma Peel. When I think of Diana Rigg and Joanna Lumley, in their prime, going at it... there are no words. No words.

The bullies from The Simpsons (Kearney, Dolph & Jimbo) vs Dennis The Menace (British version), Pieface & the other stooge whose name i can't remember ooooooh. nasty.

The 5th Element woman vs the Run Lola Run woman. When I think of... Um. Nevermind.

child-proof bottles vs milk cartons

Bill Gates vs the Borg Queen.

ok. that's enough for now.