Dream Death Match

**Vavara the Hag** · September 21st, 2001, 08:14 AM

How about Carol Vorderman V's Me with a machete

Jen

**Storm** · September 21st, 2001, 09:27 AM

Howard the Duck Vs Count Duckula in a special orange sauce bath match! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

**topol_sheap** · September 21st, 2001, 01:46 PM

Jen, that's a bit harsh isn't it? we all hate her, but that much?

wolverine vs radu lykan.

**Storm** · September 21st, 2001, 02:09 PM

E Branch Vs The Daleks

Mr Miagi Vs Rocky Balboa

I've got to get out more!

**topol_sheap** · September 21st, 2001, 03:49 PM

robocop vs terminator

**Psykhopaf** · September 21st, 2001, 03:55 PM

Joe Cartoon Hamster Vs Pikachu

**JB_Lestat** · September 22nd, 2001, 01:38 AM

First of all, with the help of his trusty side-kick Penfold, Dangermouse could kick anyone or anythings AS*!!!!!!!!!!!!(didn't know if swearing was an option...) Dangermouse will take you all out if you're connected with Baron Greenback!!!

**Tentacled Master** · September 23rd, 2001, 07:57 AM

Max Batu Vs. Medusa

Bring a mirror...

**Goth Girl** · September 23rd, 2001, 03:54 PM

Pikachu could kick the butt of any hamster you care to name! or any rodent for that matter...

I have a ringside seat for the Pikachu & Raichu vs Roland Rat & Kevin the Gerbil tag team event! My money's on the electric mouse!

**Psykhopaf** · September 23rd, 2001, 07:01 PM

Ok Rodents wars you want

Rodent wars you get...

Pikachu vs A Mousetrap (good for a giggle

)
Pikachu vs The Rabbit fae MP The Holy Grail.

Kiss your yellow ass bye bye Pikachu

**Storm** · September 25th, 2001, 07:03 AM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Goat Herder - Tops:
robocop vs terminator <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL

Hmmmmm, I wonder what the Wamphyri would make of The Terminator

Harry Keogh Vs Nathan Keogh/Kiklu

**Exsanguinator** · September 25th, 2001, 06:21 PM

How come I never noticed this thread before?

I started reading it and recalled a drunken tube journey... The Lady Goth scaring a couple sat opposite carrying Disney balloons... Well, they were asking for it!

The only other thing I remember is being unable to string a coherent sentence together - all I had floating in my mind (besides breezers and ices) were bouncing tiggers challenging Meowth et al...

And now reading though this my brain cannot cope with the Daliesque surrealism!

P

(Jesse and James of Team Rocket with Harry and Karen in a tag match against Joe Pasquale. Not because it would be a good fight - just that he sings a song that get's on my nerves... [img]tongue.gif[/img] )

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**Dark Mark** · September 26th, 2001, 12:28 PM

Buffy Vs Shaithis

Go Shaithis! Go Shaithis!

(Too much caffeine today sorry)

**Goth Girl** · September 27th, 2001, 08:23 PM

How about me vs Buffy in a mud-bath match? Oops, sorry, mind wandering!

Rixy, how about Katoh vs the whole Aprilia 250 team? or Max vs Valentino's manager, the rematch?

**Spike** · October 22nd, 2001, 12:57 AM

ive been dying to have a crack at these:

Professor Xavier VS Malinari

Spawn (not me

) VS Szwart

Max Batu VS Cyclops

Blade VS Angel

Mike Tyson VS Fess Ferenc

Watch em go!!!!

**Lagula Longarm** · November 1st, 2001, 06:58 AM

After the Keogh Con I'd like to suggest....

Goth Girl & Vavara v anyone stupid enough to try it on with them !!!!

**DC 1** · November 1st, 2001, 06:31 PM

I'd pay to see:

Gordon the Gopher v Orville

Who cares who wins

**WampyrLord** · November 1st, 2001, 08:02 PM

Only just found thishtread, after initial thinking how about :-

Enid Blyton Vs. JK Rowling

Team Farscape Vs. SG-1 Team Stargate (Trouble is the stargate team will find some kind of time travel device or alien artefact that will help them change the course of events)

Stephen King Vs. Any tree on the side of the road (oops !)

**Nathan** · November 1st, 2001, 09:44 PM

That is just wrong!!

If that tree wins, Roland wanders along The Beam to infinity!!

Bad Karma, dude. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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**WampyrLord** · November 2nd, 2001, 02:21 PM

Sorry 'bout the Stephen King thing, here are some more :-

Dee Snider Vs. Christina Aguilara (Cracked mirror death match)

Kid From Sixth Sense Vs. Kid fromThe Shining (I see dead people death match)

Inch High Private Eye Vs. Tom Cruise

Wurzel Gummidge Vs. Korath (Which head is he in !!)

Ozzy Vs. Lemmy (Did you spill my pint death match)

Hyacinth Bucket (Bouquet) Vs. Dragosani (More of a sit-com 'Mass murderer next door neighbour gets nervous when invited round for tea at posh womans home and brakes cups, crockery etc)

Cilla Black Vs. Jack Nicholson (Shining character) (Who is behind the door death match)

I think thats it for now..........

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