Okay, to not use foul language online, I'm replacing where you would normally read "pis*", with pee..... Sorry if you've seen Desperado w/ Antonio Banderas, I stole it from there....
A guy walks into a bar, goes up to the bartender, and says, " See that glass over there? I bet you a hundred bucks that I can pee in it without spilling a drop..." Bartender says, "From where you're standing right now?" "Yep." After the bartender weighed the fact that the glass was about ten feet away on the bar... he said, "You're on!"
The guy gets ready... stretches, does a little silent chanting, whatever... then he whipes it out... he starts peeing... he pees on the floor, on the bar, on the barstools, AND on the bartender!! The bartender's laughing his butt(or as*) off, he's a hundred dollars richer! Bartehder says, "You owe me a hundred dollars!" Guy says, "Allright.", and walks over to four guys sitting at a table; they're talking, they're talking... he goes back and slaps a hundred dollars on the bar.
Bartender asks, "What are you so happy about? You just lost a hundred dollars!" Guy says, "See those guys over there? I just bet them five hundred dollars a piece, that I could pee on your floor, pee on your barstools, pee on your bar, and even pee on you, and not only would you not be mad about it, you'd be happy!!!"
THE END.....or is it?
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