This kid told me a joke today...

**Nathan** · March 1st, 2002, 08:07 PM

If you're American when you go into the restroom and an American when you come out of the restroom, what are you while you're inside?
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European.

C'mon! It's funny! Got any kid jokes?

**Goth Girl** · March 1st, 2002, 09:27 PM

If they're as bad as that one, please don't!!!

**Nathan** · March 2nd, 2002, 04:22 AM

C'mon now... kid jokes are supposed to make you groan!

Here's another...

Q. Why should a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

A. Cause he might get a hole in one!

**JB_Lestat** · March 2nd, 2002, 02:30 PM

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

NACHO CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I tried......

**BadMushroom** · March 13th, 2002, 12:31 PM

If Honey Bees produce honey, What do you call the Bees that produce milk?
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Boo-Bees! (sorry).

**Nathan** · March 13th, 2002, 01:36 PM

LMAO!!

That is a gooooood one! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Since you've moved us about an inch from jokes that can be told by a child, let me take a mile!

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair hits the floor?
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PTOOEY!!

**BadMushroom** · March 14th, 2002, 10:51 AM

Ugh! ha!

I'll try not to encourage you too much N8! I'll tone down the next joke (even though I did used to tell the one about the 'Bees' when I was a kid)!

What happened to the lovesick vampire?
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He became a neck-romancer!

**Exsanguinator** · March 16th, 2002, 01:10 PM

I'm telling you - stop it! or else I'll start inflicting mine upon you all...

...And those who know are already quivering in their boots...

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Pure Cheeze 'n Corn-Meister!

**Nathan** · March 16th, 2002, 01:46 PM

Aww don't be coy. Let's have your groaniest...

(And you don't have to encourage me, 'Shroom...it's not your fault, trust me.

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**Goth Girl** · March 16th, 2002, 01:54 PM

Nathan, no.... you don't know what you're saying! Don't encourage him!!

Heard quite an amusing one-liner about Jeremy Beadle yesterday, but not Board friendly...

**Goth Girl** · April 13th, 2002, 11:07 PM

Apologies in advance...!

What's green and runs through the woods?

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Mouldy Locks!!

**Goth Girl** · April 14th, 2002, 06:32 PM

Mahatma Ghandi, as you all know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from very bad breath.

This made him what?

A super-calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis!

**Lady Louise** · April 16th, 2002, 10:06 AM

Apologies in advance

Q: What is in the middle of nowhere?

A: The letter 'H'
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Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A: A stick

and the old favorite

What is big and purple and eats rocks

A big purple rock eater

[ April 16, 2002, 07:06 AM: Message edited by: Lady Louise ]

**BadMushroom** · April 16th, 2002, 10:21 AM

Another personal favorite (along the lines of "Moldy Locks" heh!)...

What's white and swings through the jungle?
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Tarzan the Fridge.

Oh! Oh! My favorite visual gag!!!

What's green and rarely seen?
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This invisible cabbage!

**BadMushroom** · April 17th, 2002, 11:33 AM

GAK!

What's red and not there?
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No tomatoes!

**Vavara the Hag** · April 18th, 2002, 07:21 PM

Mr Shroom, I worry about you, I really do....

Here's one though..

What goes in and out and in and out and smells of wee?
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A conga at an old folks home

Cue tumbleweed and complete silence a la Vic Reeves/Shooting Stars stylee....

Almost too ashamed to put my name to this one.....