I don't forward chain letters but there's always the exception isn't there, if you want to cut and paste it and post it to a few mates.
This chain letter was developed by virile men in order to make their sexlife
even more fantastic. As opposed to normal chain letters, this one costs
nothing, and you can only win.
Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your best friends who are just as virile as
you. Then anaesthetize your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton
(don't forget some ventilation holes), and send it to the person who
is at the top of your list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list,
and you will receive 823,542 women through the post. Statistically, among
those women, will be at least:
* 0.5 miss worlds
* 2.5 models
* 463 wild nymphos
* 3,234 good-looking nymphos
* 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms
* 40,198 bi-sexual women
In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, and
tastier than the grumpy old bag you posted off. And, best of all, your
original package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.
DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER
One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of his
friends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he sent
her off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorial
expression on her face. On the same day, the international supermodel he'd
been living with since he sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with
his best friend (to whom he had not sent the chain letter.)
While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me has
already received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering from
exhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.
YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL
This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sexlife.
No expensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that
only interest women) just so that you can screw her. No obligations, no
grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises like marriage or
engagement. Do not hesitate: send this letter today to 9 of your best
PS: Even when you have no girlfriend, you can use your vacuum cleaner.
PPS: This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they can
prepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.
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August 8th, 2001, 10:19 AM #1Senior Lieutenant Officially Undead...
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August 8th, 2001, 10:47 AM #2
LOL!!!!!!!! Oh you men are too funny!Cuiusvis hominis est errare, nullius nisi insipientis in errore perseverare.
August 8th, 2001, 12:36 PM #3
There is no such thing and a "worthwhile" chain letter.
August 10th, 2001, 02:26 AM #4
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You know it is a chain letter when it is too good to be true...ahhh....if it was only true... heh heh..--
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August 10th, 2001, 11:36 AM #5
August 13th, 2001, 10:28 PM #6Thrall A little more Undead...
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Oh so thats what that huge box in your spare room is for??
Hmmmmm,I wondered what you meant when you said it was a special surprise.....
August 14th, 2001, 12:20 AM #7Newly Bitten Just slightly undead...
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Thank you, Nathan.
August 14th, 2001, 09:28 PM #8
That is too funny! Wonder if any of the packages would ever get lost in the post... can imagine a load of girly-sized boxes sitting in a shabby post office awaiting collection!!Drum Bitch Extraordinaire... http://www.facebook.com/SysFX